wake\ and\ bake

1. (wake and bake) (3495↑, 644↓)

Toking up right after you wake up.

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?

Author: http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/170560

2. (wake and bake) (791↑, 222↓)

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table. Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit\!"

Author: Diego http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/231952

3. (wake and bake) (525↑, 150↓)

The act of smoking [pot] early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?" - "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

Author: RGB http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/1728629

4. (wake and bake) (425↑, 144↓)

By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible. Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.

Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it.

Author: E-krillzdustdrugsdopecheeseganjasmokecrankykrunk http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/2380394

5. (wake and bake) (276↑, 158↓)

The act of smoking [pot] early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?" - "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

Author: RGB http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/1728609

6. (wake and bake) (147↑, 34↓)

A stoner's lone motivation to forego snoozing for ten more minutes. Also known as "morning glory" and "the buffer between my fist and my boss's face."

"I'm ready for bed. Leave the bong ready so we can wake and bake before work."

Author: The Prototype http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/2389186

7. (wake and bake) (125↑, 44↓)

Having a bong standing beside your bed, so you can smoke a few hits, before entering the new day in a totally smashed state.

C´s wake and bake didn´t work out today. He fell over as he tried to get out of bed.

Author: Weltregierung http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/2384488

8. (wake and bake) (83↑, 17↓)

Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......

"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN\!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED\! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers\! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN\!"

Author: GhOsT DoGg 79 http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/4827256

9. (wake and bake) (49↑, 11↓)

wake up, roll over, grab your ready paxked bowl, and toke the shit up.

chelsea: hows your morning? emily: great, every morning is great when you "wake and bake."

Author: emmalicious\! http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/3582829

10. (Wake And Bake) (63↑, 53↓)

"Waking & Baking" is used when somebody wakes up and immediately starts to smoke cannabis, Bally can often be found waking and baking.

"Bally what you bin up too?" "Not much man, the usual, waking and baking" "Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.

Author: WhittleseyRob http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/2410346

11. (wake and bake) (12↑, 8↓)

Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.

Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.

Author: PDPMT http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/4886838

12. (wake and bake) (109↑, 131↓)

smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin

u up for a quick wake and bake

Author: harley http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/426427

13. (Wake and Bake) (24↑, 62↓)

[Wake] and [Bake] is when you have a sweet bowl and a cup o' joe. Or the equivalent to [caffeine].

I love to wake and bake with French Roast and Thai.

Author: Dragonfly Fairrie http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/2844209

14. (wake and bake) (80↑, 147↓)

To smoke dank buds after you wake up after that long night of smokin buds.

play-dough loves to wake n bake.

Author: bill http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/244077

15. (wake and bake) (85↑, 193↓)

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.

Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.

Author: the prophet http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/71258

16. (wake and bake) (62↑, 435↓)

when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible

when todd woke up we wake and baked the fuck out of him.

Author: T-gizzle http://wake-and-bake.urbanup.com/2093951

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Last updated: 2012.03.01